found this on the wow forum
You might be a Warlock if...
-Little pink items in your inventory don't get deleted to make room for green ones.
-You've spent more than 2 minutes looking at any one of your pets... daily.
-You got a new rank of your only nuke and haven't used it in 3 levels.
-You consider party members as better pets.
-You think it's fine to start a new fight at 25% health and mana- you'll end up with more anyway.
-You get a kick out of letting your Voidwalker single handedly kill mobs... 30 levels lower than him.
-You see nothing wrong with spending 5 talent points to make one of your spells insta-cast all the while knowing it still won't do damage for the first 3 seconds.
-Your main ablilities require mana, but you only carry food to lower downtime.
-You solo all of your levels but need a group for all of your class quests.
-Your Staff skill is 27... at level 70.
-You prefer to fight mobs at the bottom of the ocean so you'll be left alone.
-You cast Unending Breath even when passing a pond- you never know.
-You get excited when someone whispers you and they don't ask for a summon.
-You've noticed "Big Blue" has a mouth.
-The first time you've seen Enslave Demon is when you cast it on a level 6 Demon Hound.
-You can kill yourself faster than you can kill your enemies.
-You can kill yourself faster than your enemies can kill you.
-You have in fact actually killed yourself.
-You think it's cute that Mages have to drink water.
-You've noticed your Imp has a mullet and it's the sole reason you haven't used him in 10 levels.
-You actually plan on dying in PvP to get the upper hand.
-You get depressed reading the Warlock Forums.
-You've ever set your Succubus to invis so people would stop staring at her.
-When you have more max health than max mana, but use twice as much mana as you have.
-You look at the mana cost on spells has health cost instead.
-You've figured out exactly how many spells you can cast at the start of a battle and still end up with full mana at the end.
-You get a kick out of scaring newbies with your big green eye.
-You find new ways to get your Imp killed everyday.
-You hate swimming with your Voidwalker- he just looks silly.
-You have a macro on your main hotbar for a spell on your pet's hotbar.
-You reroll the same character because you didn't like the name of your first pet.
-Your pets speak demonic, you can make others speak demonic, but you can't speak demonic.
-You specifically look for green mobs to fill up your inventory.
-Training new skills/spells costs you soulshards.
-You'd rather mount your pet than pet your mount.
-Casters make you /cackle.
-You have the power to enslave mighty demons but can't kill a critter in less than 3 seconds. Yeah, I said it.
-You give double HKs.
-You have to lose controll of your "best" pet for it to actually be worth summoning.
-You curse more than a sailor. (Ok, that one is bad, I know.)
-You have 4 demonic friends, but they've never met each other.
-You're still jealous of the Burning Blade's pets.
-You hate grouping with a Warlock because you know his pet names are going to be better than yours.
-You've used your AOE spells for pyrotechnics more times than you've used them to do damage.
-You've tried to use Seduction on yourself.
wrong.. so wrong.. Ive done alot of these.. /sigh. lets add more shall we? hehehe
If its fearable.. you start singing the DOOM song.. Muhahaha!
You can clear SM Cathedral/Armory in less time than a mage Aoe'ing it can
Because of above, you tend to ignore the NUUBS begging for an SM run.