http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2008/09/07/authorities_burglar_wakes_men_with_spice_rub/
the gene pool needs a fresh does of cholrine.
Thats definately weird.
However, be honest guys, if that burglar was a good looking women, you would send her an e mail telling her you had large amounts of cash in your wallet. =D
And as for the 8" sausage......... never mind.
I bet they changed the description of the 'sausage' in mid-report cause of the ludicracy of being hit with a.........um............memeber.
As far as the burglar being a good looking woman..........hate to say it but the answer would be the same for either gender, 'You're too late, the wife took it already'. ;)
The gene pool needs chlorine? I was thinking more of flushing (jiggle the handle)
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wow you can rob someone with spices??? and a sausage? um.... come in my house with that I'll reach for my hand axe and chop something off buddy!!!
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