A young woman wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods around the better parts of town.
She went to the front door of a large house, knocked and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
The young woman quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize how big that porch is?"
"Well," he chuckled to himself, "a deal's a deal."
A short time later, the young woman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the woman replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats -- no extra charge."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," she added, "it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus."
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