Need a laugh?
Urinals are just God's way of telling us our khakis didn't have enough pee on them.
-Willie O
I locked up my bicycle and someone stole my front tire and my seat. I'm on the lookout for anyone riding a unicycle.
-Shawn Pearlman
I taught my dog to sit, lay down, roll over and bark -- all at random times of his choosing.
-Chris Robinson
The Hardest Question To Answer, For Two Reasons
Colorblind Toddler: Mommy, why is the sky green?
-Sarah Schneider
Is it still called jock itch if it developed from the ball sweat during my 5-hour chess game?
-Joe Boreman
I buy oregano from drug dealers in the hopes that they accidentally give me weed.
-Mesh D
I like to hit on older women with lots of tattoos. If I can't find any, I'll just have a few drinks and settle for varicose veins.
-Adam Newman