Capt. Kirk for Pres.

Started by Zanzier, June 19, 2008, 07:50:48 AM

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Zanzier

http://www.devilducky.com/media/111553/

Sad to say it, but I'd vote for him.........this is the only medium where he would actually out-shine the other candidates on acting, alone.
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Mel/Slap

That was cute now lets vote for him heck the termanator is a govoner



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Kaelianna

Only down side would be the State of the Union Address.  Can you imagine listening to him speak for that long.   

Scary thing is I used to think he was the hottest thing in the world (back in the Old Star Trek days).  Now he just looks... well ... old. 


Buffing everyone because if i don't, all I hear is bitchin'  =D

Zanzier

State of the Union address? Ummm.......when have they NOT been boring? I mean, let's face it......if you had a stop-watch and clocked the actual time the president <ANY president> talked and the time frame the address took, you'd find that they only talked 20% of the entire time. They always have like 50-200 people in the audience whose sole purpose is to clap after every sentence out of the president's mouth and get the rest of the people to clap along......pathetic.

Come to think of it.........it's like that for any speech...........any president..........any presidential candidate..........at least with Bill talking, there would be no way the 'paid clappers' would know exactly to start cause of his 'hurky-jerky' speech pattern.

Could you imagine a drinking game where you had to drink every time he pauses?.......or raised both hands outward <flat palms  facing inward>.........and I'm sure his speeches would have some sort of Trekkie references........bottom's up!


Now all we'd need is Spock to run as VP.................or at least come up on the podium and tell Bill that he's still full of $%^& after all these years  ;D
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Stupidity has no cool down timer.