you might be a warlock if....

[Tenkou]

found this on the wow forum

You might be a Warlock if...

-Little pink items in your inventory don't get deleted to make room for green ones.

-You've spent more than 2 minutes looking at any one of your pets... daily.

-You got a new rank of your only nuke and haven't used it in 3 levels.

-You consider party members as better pets.

-You think it's fine to start a new fight at 25% health and mana- you'll end up with more anyway.

-You get a kick out of letting your Voidwalker single handedly kill mobs... 30 levels lower than him.

-You see nothing wrong with spending 5 talent points to make one of your spells insta-cast all the while knowing it still won't do damage for the first 3 seconds.

-Your main ablilities require mana, but you only carry food to lower downtime.

-You solo all of your levels but need a group for all of your class quests.

-Your Staff skill is 27... at level 70.

-You prefer to fight mobs at the bottom of the ocean so you'll be left alone.

-You cast Unending Breath even when passing a pond- you never know.

-You get excited when someone whispers you and they don't ask for a summon.

-You've noticed "Big Blue" has a mouth.

-The first time you've seen Enslave Demon is when you cast it on a level 6 Demon Hound.

-You can kill yourself faster than you can kill your enemies.

-You can kill yourself faster than your enemies can kill you.

-You have in fact actually killed yourself.

-You think it's cute that Mages have to drink water.

-You've noticed your Imp has a mullet and it's the sole reason you haven't used him in 10 levels.

-You actually plan on dying in PvP to get the upper hand.

-You get depressed reading the Warlock Forums.

-You've ever set your Succubus to invis so people would stop staring at her.

-When you have more max health than max mana, but use twice as much mana as you have.

-You look at the mana cost on spells has health cost instead.

-You've figured out exactly how many spells you can cast at the start of a battle and still end up with full mana at the end.

-You get a kick out of scaring newbies with your big green eye.

-You find new ways to get your Imp killed everyday.

-You hate swimming with your Voidwalker- he just looks silly.

-You have a macro on your main hotbar for a spell on your pet's hotbar.

-You reroll the same character because you didn't like the name of your first pet.

-Your pets speak demonic, you can make others speak demonic, but you can't speak demonic.

-You specifically look for green mobs to fill up your inventory.

-Training new skills/spells costs you soulshards.

-You'd rather mount your pet than pet your mount.

-Casters make you /cackle.

-You have the power to enslave mighty demons but can't kill a critter in less than 3 seconds. Yeah, I said it.

-You give double HKs.

-You have to lose controll of your "best" pet for it to actually be worth summoning.

-You curse more than a sailor. (Ok, that one is bad, I know.)

-You have 4 demonic friends, but they've never met each other.

-You're still jealous of the Burning Blade's pets.

-You hate grouping with a Warlock because you know his pet names are going to be better than yours.

-You've used your AOE spells for pyrotechnics more times than you've used them to do damage.

-You've tried to use Seduction on yourself.

[Kruella]

wrong.. so wrong.. Ive done alot of these.. /sigh. lets add more shall we? hehehe

If its fearable.. you start singing the DOOM song.. Muhahaha!

You can clear SM Cathedral/Armory in less time than a mage Aoe'ing it can

Because of above, you tend to ignore the NUUBS begging for an SM run.